Archive for the ‘GED Practice Question’ Category

Doodz! Permission to Daydream When Studying GED Science!!!

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Hey! Dudes! Havin’ lots of fun studyin’ GED science? Man, I just saw this article, and I guess I must be smarter than I think. See, whenever I’m in class, y’know, I get to thinkin’, an’ my mind starts wanderin’, an’ next thing I know, I’m like daydreamin’ I got a light saber and battling gooey green monsters on other planets. See? So, when the teacher asks me ’bout the GED questions… well… y’know how it is.

Well, I jus’ read about how our brains are like, totally active when we’re daydreaming. So I guess I’m all solvin’ problems without knowin’ it… just not the one’s I’m s’posed to be thinkin’ bout. Here’s the link to read all ’bout it… Daydream Brainy-Science

So, here’s a practice question on that article… an’ don’t daydream till after you’re done answerin’ it! (more…)

GED Science! Rock-throwing chimp!

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Hey! Like, I read this article, about a chimp at a zoo. Now, if I were in a zoo, like on an alien planet or something, I’d be totally pissed off. Right? Well, I guess this chimp is, too. Cuz here’s what he does. He gets some rocks, right, and he saves ‘em up for later. And then when there’s people at the zoo, he’s got his rocks all ready to throw at ‘em. That’s one mean chimp. But hey–what’s that got to do with science?

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GED Science: Happy Darwin Day!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

D00dzzz! Hey, I’m always lookin’ for new reasons to have a part-ay! And there’s a good one this month… that’s Darwin Day! Whoo-hoo! It’s Darwin’s B-day. And it’s a big one… his 200th. Cool. Science and partying, together at last. (more…)

GED Science: Eek! Water Monsters!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Hey, kewl dudes! How’s all your GED science goin’? I seriously wanna talk about monsters, but I gotta say somethin’ first to all you GED studiers. I like, got a comment that science is totally whack, but I couldn’t post it (sorry dude) cuz of swearing. I get it, totally. I mean, science used to make me swear all the time, till I realized that all the kewl science fiction is based on science… and all the kewl stuff we got like iPods and iPhones and XBoxes and, hey, even the comment box to put your swearing into is all based on science. Yeah, I know, science’s got math and sometimes it’s tough to understand. But it so totally rocks, dudes, cuz of all the weird stuff that can CHANGE THE WORLD! (more…)

GED Science: Dancing Dinosaurs!

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Hey GED dudes! Yeah, you know I like dinosaurs. Like, in Jurassic Park, when the big T-Rex starts comin’ at them, and it’s so big its footsteps make the water shake… ba-boom! ba-boom! It’s comin’!!! Well, imagine that dinosaur dancing! Dudes! Hilarious! (more…)

GED Science: Surfin’ Chemists, Dude!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Okay. So, I never really wanted to be a scientist, until I learned about these surfin’ scientists in Hawaii! Seriously, GED guys, you’ve got to read this article…Hawaiian Scientists Take Their Test Tubes Surfing.

Kewl, right? I mean, if I could totally surf while taking the GED, I bet I’d do lots better. Only my answers’d be all wet. (more…)

GED Science: Naked Flying Space Critter!

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Dudes. Dudes! DOODZ!!! Totally. I love this weird GED science stuff. I read this article, it’s really kewl. So, no one can live in space, right? Like, if you go out without your space helmet, your head will explode or something. Not to mention you can’t breathe. There’s no air or nuthin. So, it’s impossible to live in space, right? RIGHT?!?! WRONG!!1!11! Okay, here’s the science stuff… (more…)

GED Science: Corpse Flowers…. Ew! Yuck!

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Kewl… zombie flowers! Who knew? The GED Science test’s got ‘life science’ questions on it… and that means questions about all the kewl plants and animals and stuff… oh, yeah, and people too. And here’s one of my favorites! The GIANT, STINKY CORPSE FLOWER! It’s totally for real… a giant, stinky flower! (more…)

Invisibility Cloak! The Future Is Now…er, Soon…with GED Science!

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Okay, GED science time! Kewl… I totally can’t believe my dreams are gonna become reality. Did you ever want to be invisible? I sure did… you know, sneaking into movie theaters… pretending to be a ghost and haunting Curtis… awesome! And pretty soon, they’ll be real invisibility cloaks… I just gotta save up my money, dudes, cuz I bet they’ll be expensive. (more…)

GED Science Practice Question: Levers!!!

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Okay… GED science pop-quiz time!!! Here’s a practice question jus’ like you might get on any GED science test… (more…)