Dwayne’s Study Zombies

Hey, kewl dudes! How’s all your GED science goin’? I seriously wanna talk about monsters, but I gotta say somethin’ first to all you GED studiers. I like, got a comment that science is totally whack, but I couldn’t post it (sorry dude) cuz of swearing. I get it, totally. I mean, science used to make me swear all the time, till I realized that all the kewl science fiction is based on science… and all the kewl stuff we got like iPods and iPhones and XBoxes and, hey, even the comment box to put your swearing into is all based on science. Yeah, I know, science’s got math and sometimes it’s tough to understand. But it so totally rocks, dudes, cuz of all the weird stuff that can CHANGE THE WORLD! (more…)

Hey GED dudes! Yeah, you know I like dinosaurs. Like, in Jurassic Park, when the big T-Rex starts comin’ at them, and it’s so big its footsteps make the water shake… ba-boom! ba-boom! It’s comin’!!! Well, imagine that dinosaur dancing! Dudes! Hilarious! (more…)

Hey, GED studiers! Anyone out there who wants to be a scientist? I think it’d be totally kewl… like, I could be like Dr. Jeckyl, all in my secret chemistry lab, with mysterious equipment, putting together a secret formula…. Well, I guess real science isn’t quite like that, but still. Like, you could work on a space ship. Or in a laboratory, with microscopes and exploding chemicals and stuff. Or on secret work for the government! And maybe you’d win a Nobel prize! (more…)

Okay. So, I never really wanted to be a scientist, until I learned about these surfin’ scientists in Hawaii! Seriously, GED guys, you’ve got to read this article…Hawaiian Scientists Take Their Test Tubes Surfing.

Kewl, right? I mean, if I could totally surf while taking the GED, I bet I’d do lots better. Only my answers’d be all wet. (more…)

Dudes. Dudes! DOODZ!!! Totally. I love this weird GED science stuff. I read this article, it’s really kewl. So, no one can live in space, right? Like, if you go out without your space helmet, your head will explode or something. Not to mention you can’t breathe. There’s no air or nuthin. So, it’s impossible to live in space, right? RIGHT?!?! WRONG!!1!11! Okay, here’s the science stuff… (more…)

Kewl… zombie flowers! Who knew? The GED Science test’s got ‘life science’ questions on it… and that means questions about all the kewl plants and animals and stuff… oh, yeah, and people too. And here’s one of my favorites! The GIANT, STINKY CORPSE FLOWER! It’s totally for real… a giant, stinky flower! (more…)

Okay, GED science time! Kewl… I totally can’t believe my dreams are gonna become reality. Did you ever want to be invisible? I sure did… you know, sneaking into movie theaters… pretending to be a ghost and haunting Curtis… awesome! And pretty soon, they’ll be real invisibility cloaks… I just gotta save up my money, dudes, cuz I bet they’ll be expensive. (more…)

Okay… GED science pop-quiz time!!! Here’s a practice question jus’ like you might get on any GED science test… (more…)

So.. static electricity!!! Makes your hair stand on end! It’s all science, I tell ya’, GED science! Yes, it is. And you can prove it. See, there’s this thing called a Van de Graaff Generator. Kewl science name, right? It’s a MYSTERIOUS object that makes your hair stand on end! No joke. (more…)

I got a GED science experiment for you! Forget books for studying for the GED test…. I learn things by doin’ them! That’s right. Get out from in front of your computer, cuz here’s a GED experiment anyone can do right in their own home. Ok. Here it is. Now, do this before you read anything more. Get up from your computer. You got to be wearin’ shoes, so put them on if you’re barefoot! Then, stand on the carpet and rub your feet back and forth. Now, touch the doorknob. (more…)